Bridges

Bridges are used for many things.
Suicide and religious fanatics who think they have wings.

Bridging the gap between the rich and the poor, some people say it doesn't exist any more.

Bridge is a game played at dinner parties at night, yet underneath bridges tramps are set alight.

Underneath one bridge lives a world famous troll and if you want to cross it then you must pay a toll

Bridges tame wild rivers that flow yet bridges are blown up in wars you know.

Sea Potato

They say there are potatoes at the bottom of the sea,
Sea salted potatoes how cool would that be.
No need to add salt to your chips or your mash.
Saving you time and saving you cash.

New Car

I brought a car with Va Va Voom,
I couldn't keep up with the payments
Then it brought me Da Da Doom

Cold Summer

In the coldest summer since records began, a baby boom was sweeping the land.
Cold babies inside of cold prams, they are the coldest babies since records began.